I'll take things Beyonce never said for 500.

I don’t understand the general Ben Affleck hate...but I am also a Gen Xer with issues. So there is that.

Not surprised that Kim & Kanye are the physical embodiment of Hobby Lobby looting another country’s treasure.

And the time. OMG I'd look amazing if I had the time to run three miles a day and workout all day. That's what Channing Tatum did for Magic Mike. 

Except that’s not what celebrities do it all. Mac is the exception here.

Never thought I’d see the day when Mac became the voice of reason, but here we are

Now Mac is the voice of reason these days:

I grew up near there, when the whole area was basically full of the children of Italian and Irish and Jewish immigrants from the early 1900s.  It was a regular place.  We considered Greenwich, Westport, New Canaan, and Darien to be the expensive and elite areas.  Recent reports are that the entire southwest corner of…

My oldest had a smash cake, and we called it a smash cake, and he’s 30 now.  This was before we even had a PC at home much less social media or smart phones.  

We have pictures of my mother in 1948 with her smash cake. For goodness’ sake, it’s just a cute tradition some people like.

Gates Foundation has also done a lot to eradicate polio (a disease which remains a problem in developing countries) and to control HIV. It also works to reduce poverty, provide educational resources, all kinds of stuff. It’s not a purely performative charity, though I get why someone who doesn’t know might think so.

Yep. I’m 44 and have seen pictures of my first bday where I am covered in icing. I made my kids little individual cakes to smash on their first birthdays, as well. This is not new.

I am confused by this article as a whole... like people spend millions of dollars creating restaurants just so Hannahsleigh can pose on the nearest wicker egg chair by a “Zebra Shot with an Arrow” wallpaper for everyone to see. But if its a baby, being celebrated on its first birthday with a photoshoot, surrounded by…

Yeah, this is definitely a “how dare people celebrate life events” piece.

am I wrong for not totally getting the point of this piece? Like the tone feels like “this is bad and over-indulgent because babies” but honestly

“I tell parents if your baby’s not getting dirty and doesn’t like to get dirty this is probably not best for you, as much as you would love to have this,”

Oh, for heaven’s sake. By color?! Um, no.

I saw this very attractively done at a Warby Parker store, but of course the books were nothing more than decoration. If you want to do this in your place of business, fine, but in your home it would scream “I am a shallow jag-off.”

Or people who do not worry about ever having to find any book easily again. “One and done” readers, perhaps. That is not me. If a book is in my house, it’s been read more than once. If I don’t like it enough to reread, it is passed along.

Arranging books by colour is book arranging for people who do not read!