I always think of Maspeth when I think of that show.

I have weird and very detailed dreams when I take melatonin too. I wake up feeling groggy and not well-rested. But when I don’t take it, I’m up every 45-60 minutes and never feel like I get a full night of sleep. Regardless, a dream with Ron Swanson is always a good dream, yes?

Second reaction.

My reaction to reading SHE-EO.

Most pans are 9". I had to order a 12" one just to make this cake.

I would recommend making the cake the day before, and frosting the day you plan on serving. Also kind of annoying: it uses a 12 inch spring form pan. But it is worth all of the trouble!

It is so good! It has a cream cheese frosting. I like this recipe from Clodagh McKenna.

I didn’t really talk shit on the playground, but I taught everyone all of the good curse words near the swings. I also remember getting into a cursing contest with Aaron Epstein in 3rd grade under the slide. There was a group of kids standing in a circle, watching us yell at each other. I won by calling him a…

I had leftover chocolate Guiness cake for lunch today. I regret nothing.

“I spent my mornings in 5th grade (2000)“. Jesus, I feel so old.

I love this movie!

After all these years, I still shake my head and laugh whenever I see this picture.

Right, in an effort to “clear his name” he keeps putting his name in the news. If he would shut the fuck up and stop suing folks, most people would probably forget all about it (along with most other high-profile men who have been accused of violence/harassment/sexual assault).

Yeah, I get that. All of this lawsuits and counter-suits just seem so excessive. Someone within Sony’s PR department should be all “Yo, buddy, cool it on looking like a total dick”.

Does Dr. Luke have a PR person advising him that all of these lawsuits makes him look like a major asshole? Does he not care? What will he honestly gain by this?

Same. God, I love that movie.

Jan from the Toyota commercials should also be included.

Starred for excellent use of malarkey.

I keep getting the same thing. Weird.

Yes! That woman was terrifying.