There are months I am so tempted. I want to yell "Because I am shedding the lining of my uterus and it is coming out through my vagina!". But I suspect I would get a call from HR, so I just stay home and tell them I'm "not feeling well".

She usually doesn't. The rest of the team teases her about it, but in a fun way.

Yep, I usually “work from home” on the first day of my period. Fortunate that I have that as an option. And all of the men in my office ask every month why I’m not coming in. They haven’t figured out it happens every 22-26 days.

This has nothing to do with Ted Cruz, but have you seen her and her mother on the Family Therapy show on VH1? Holy shit, her mother is batshit crazy. It explains so much.

I'm a cis female. If you need to pee that badly, you're more than welcome to use the ladies room. Are people forgetting what actually happens in bathrooms? People urinate and shit And sometimes we re-apply make-up. I'll let you borrow my mascara if you really need it.

This is all so insightful, I love it! Thanks for dishing the dirt.

This is all so fascinating. And Whitney and Thomas have only known each other for 3 years? They make it seem like they’re buddies with long history.

For your last point - is that why Craig really went back home to Delaware after he got fired? I’m loving all of this gossip.

Oof, I have met plenty members of DAR and you hit the nail on the head. I want to like Patricia. I am the first one to admit “if you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit next to me". Just something about her turned me off.

Yes, and you get the feeling that she thinks she's being clever. But it's just mean.

I love Southern Charm. In the first season I enjoyed the little hits of Patricia. But after last season I can’t stand her. She just seems so snobby, but not in a fun way. Not sure if she changed from the first season, or just my perception of her.

I think most women made a few make-up mistakes in their early 20s, before they figured out what worked best for them. I know I did. It’s just unfortunate for her she’s on a TV show while it’s happening. Fabulous for the rest of us, but shitty for her.

I love Southern Charm. I don't know anyone else who has even heard of it, I keep it as my dirty little secret.

Your comment made me laugh, but then become terribly sad because I know it's true.

#teamnoone

In college, my roommates and I named any of our large pimples “Bertha”. You my friend, had a very large Bertha.

Good luck! Both with the fondling and the cyst.

Take my money, and my panties.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but if the sac of the cyst wasn't surgically removed, there's a chance it will come back. So use this as an excuse to fondle yourself every once in a while, and check to see if it starts to grow again.

This was my main takeaway from this post as well. What kind of wizard is capable of eating a banana without peeling it?