I came to the comments specifically looking for someone to post this. You have made my day!

I had the most "adult" handwriting out of my friends, so I was the go-to for forging parental signatures in my class. Looking back, I should have charged for that shit.

Seriously. I'll be surprised if this kid makes it to 30.

I made a separate comment below, but I came back because I really am going to miss your writing. Your piece about getting married made me cry, ugly cry, at work.

This hurts just as much as Lindy leaving. Fair winds and following seas.

Dee > Don. I have a lot of friends who have seen him in the ferry to CT a bunch of times. From what I hear, he’s always really nice if people try to talk to him or ask for pictures.

This is kind of related to Rinna in Target. I live a few towns over from Dee Snider, and I randomly see him in our local Target about once a year. And it’s such a crazy site: really tall dude, always in head-to-toe black, with the crazy blond curls... picking up some toiletries in Target. I’ve never seen anyone go up…

Damn, who pissed in your wheaties?

Hhmm, that’s an interesting theory. Obviously Miami girl wanted some attention. Maybe she’s an actress and thought this was a good job to take?

Agreed, it's a bit predictable. Unlike Jax, who I think would honestly fuck anyone willing.

I think Arianna knew it happened, but was trying to convince everyone it didn’t. Like she wanted people to think he would never do that to her, not like he did with Kristen. Because she thinks she's better than Kristen.

I think next week’s episode will show that *something* happened in Vegas. The little clip at the end of last night’s episode shows Schwartz saying something like “I lost Tom”. To me at least, that kind of implies Tom is with someone else. And Arianna is an idiot for believing him about that whole Miami girl nonsense.…

This just made me laugh more than it should have. It has been a long week.

I think O’Reilly provides good corners, but I don’t see her starting that many games these days. Not having Pinoe will have a big impact. Should be interesting to see how aggressive her recovery timeline is with the Olympics coming up.

Yeah, I think Pia helped them become a “team” again and provided some stabilization in that sense. She just wasn’t concerned with developing younger players.

I think that was Pia sticking with her veterans/favorites.

Yes! The back line is what won them the Cup. And not just Hope Solo. The four on the back line were a fucking wall. I think Becky is the most underrated player on the team. She's taking over Rampone's role in a solid way.

When my little brother was about 16 I offered him $10 to put Icy Hot on his ass. The little fucker actually did it, but got a little overzealous and some of the Icy Hot made it’s way to his taint. Poor kid had to jump in the shower while howling in pain. Of course, I was cackling like the awful older sister I was in…

I live on Long Island too. I'm always fascinated by people who don't have one.

The woman with Megan Rapinoe is Heather O'Reilly. She's also a member of the USWNT that just won the World Cup this summer.