It's juvenile, but I always giggle at how much "uptown funk you up" sounds like "uptown fuck you up". You know there were some people watching this, hearing the song for the first time, and being all "What did he just say?!? I have to complain to the FCC!!"

A) If you haven't already heard it, check out Aisha Tyler's podcast with him (Girl on Guy). It was great.

Yeah, I don't know how she's not losing it like CB and DVD.

I love this one. I look up the video for a pick-me-up whenever I'm having a bad day. The dentist sketch is a good one too.

I'm kind of surprised. I really thought she was going to come out of this without having to serve jail time. I think she should serve time, I just assumed she would get probation or they would negotiate him getting a longer sentence.

I would think the Oscar would equal a higher paycheck... so why can't he afford a full and intact shirt? This looks like something that was thrown into the "tear into rags", but it's laundry day and he has nothing else clean to wear.

I don't really care about Jeter or the Yankees (I'm a long suffering Mets fan). However, one of the owners of Stan's (the guy in the commercial talking to Jeter) is the brother-in-law of my friend. Friend told me they legitimately did not know Jeter was going to be at the bar that day. I'm sure it was all planned…

I have the same problem with my little Westie, but she only weighs 15 pounds and is easily distracted by the word "cookie". We have a lot in common.

I've been to both male and female, the worst pelvic I've had was conduct

I wish I could star this more than once.

This story will randomly pop into my head and make my giggle/cringe at the same time. After all these years... it has stayed with me in a way nothing else has.

Damn, that's good. I kind of wish I could have witnessed this encounter in person.

Seriously filthy! I was legit blushing at the gym when I had this epiphany. Looking around, all paranoid, wondering if people knew what I was listening to.

Huh, I never picked up on that. But you're totally right. I guess I was distracted by all of the "I can taste you there" parts of the song.

I didn't really pay attention to this song when it first came out and I was younger. A couple of years ago I was looking for catchy songs for a workout playlist and I added this to it. Imagine my shock, on the treadmill, when I really listened to the lyrics. I was so confused, how did I not pick up on how dirty…

This comment deserves so much love.

If anyone on USMNT lost it for us it was Bradley... not Dempsey.

Yes! Vasanti for the win!

After my second post yesterday I had to actually work and stop goofing off on Jezebel. I didn't realize this thread blew up and you got a ton of shit thrown your way. My intent of the second post was more to discuss the overall reaction as a society/culture to this thing, not personally attacking you. I hope I…

Do you hang out with your friends in your skivvies?