A religious institution behaving according to bronze-age morals? I am shocked!

A person Jan invented so she didn’t have to be the butt of everyone’s jokes.

Ulta is like a really nice CVS minus the diapers and pharmacy and snacks. They should look into the snacks thing. Then I might go inside one.

I don’t really see how you being a Jewish convert has any bearing how you should feel about the Holocaust. Any person would feel horrified to the core by this event, I don’t get whether you being a Jewish convert gives you more of a stake? I’m sure you know that Jews were persecuted for their ethnicity moreso than…

It’s almost like he’s just a person and not imbued with the spirit of a random god.

All major religions are fucked up patriarchies! Just a reminder.

Ooooh, look at Allison Janney’s trophy. And her Emmy.

You expect people to read here?

As to whether or not she’d ever consider voluntarily going under the knife...

The fifth noble truth: “1 cream, 2 sugars.”

Apparently, that list of names he rattled off were the families at John Burroughs School in St. Louis who took him in after his mother died from colon cancer when he was 10. That’s what the St. Louis news networks are reporting. When I found out about that, it made his speech even more heartfelt that he thought to…

Uzo Aduba’s name is pretty easy to pronounce. I don’t know how anyone can get it wrong.

So whadya want to talk about? I’m listening.

Hey everyone. I feel so lame for being so excited about SNS. I’m really lonely :( My husband travels for work every weekend and I don’t really have any local friends, so I spend a lot of time alone. I’m glad this happens every week. <3 you all.

It’s “appointment tv”. Really, really well done. So if you get the opportunity I highly recommend it.

angelica huston is joining the cast of being friends with me

I mean, if I showed up to my JOB day drunk (especially to the point of slurring), I would definitely get fired or referred to a substance abuse specialist.

Can we please stop saying “tolerance” like it’s a good thing? You tolerate the pain in your knee that the doctor said he can’t do anything for. Tolerance is “I’d like it to be gone but I guess I’ll have to deal with it.” The word we need is acceptance. Accept those that are different than you. Don’t tolerate them,…

I AM CRYING MARK OMG OKAY BRB LEMME FINISH