In a whole universe of creepy that was the detail that killed me.

Elsewhere, Cattrall is pretty happy with the way her life has gone. She’s painted her bedroom pink and sleeps in the middle of her king size bed where she farts and snores as she pleases. Isn’t that what we all want?

I think the problem with this is that she equates being motherly, and being a mentor, with being a literal mother. And no, no it is not the same.

They just say that like it’s normal.

Yeah I don’t know where Dame Mirren is going with this...

I mean from a person to person thing that makes total sense; people should respect their partner’s wishes. But it also seems like a weird thing to critique in other people’s relationships.

I think Kourtney is the one who doesn’t bend to Kris’ will at all times. Maybe she thought the apps were stupid and didn't partake. Or maybe she is going the way of Rob.

I can’t comprehend anyone that has had gender re-assignment surgery saying they believe in “tradition”. She’s been granted a new lease on life thanks to cutting science and technology. After living a life of torture and solitude, how can she possibly be unable to understand that another sector of the population might…

Caitlyn seems to lack empathy or thoughtfulness when it comes to anyone who is not herself. How dense can she possibly be? It’s 2015 and she wants everyone to rally around her, but didn’t quite “get” gay marriage?

How can you have thoughts about being a transgendered woman for 50+ years and only now be thinking about…

The movie was really quite bad. But nothing in it was as awful as this prose:

we get it, you're very cool

I live for the moments when celebrities have strange meltdowns on social media.

How to look like Kylie: Look at Kim’s Instagram/Twitter pictures from six months ago.

Something that everyone should know about me is that I am an unabashed C-Love fangirl. No shame. Hole was THE band of my angry teenage youth.

Probably because both Courtney and her publishing house know they’ll get sued out of existence.

Celebrity Skin turned 17 this past week. And there’s a part of me that continues to think of it as the new Hole album (even though I got Courtney’s solo album in 2004 and “Hole”’s Nobody’s Daughter in 2010). I am old.

I miss the old Courtney, the one that used to terrify even Madonna.

6 degree of LA gynecologist

On my first gyno visit I got shamed by the nurse that I wasn’t 100% sure exactly how many days had passed since my period. She made me feel like an irresponsible idiot. Luckily I didn’t take it too personally and just decided this nurse was super bad at her job, but seriously, stop scaring the teenagers out of going…