the pure innocence of this realization makes it gold

they make rubber ones

His authoritarian firing routine is also kind of reminding me of....someone else....

they’re peace sweaters

this must have been pre-jax

jesus those hair plugs

they are all winners

cutie patoots

leave the weed, the cookies, and the kid alone jesus

girl needs to hit up Visine for free shit

having that haircut is a red flag. having that haircut and giving all your male offspring identical haircuts is a huge fucking red flag.

Did you not finish the season?

The cognitive dissonance of CZJ in all black standing on the stage honoring him. It’s so hollywood.

i fucking love scrunchies and i don’t care. they keep my hair nice unlike elastics, and i can wrap my hair in a bun with a scrunchie and have it turn out wavy and pretty instead of janky when i take it out.

this is fucking fascinating!

♬ these are the best years of our lives ♬

even worse...a housekeeper had it open for turn-down service

my mugshot is my rose

expect total annihilation before the close of the weekend