what the fuck.

but if you sit in pee, you just get covered in pee. if you get thrown onto the tracks, you die or face grievous injury AND get covered in pee.

some form of human or animal feces is leagues more likely than ice cream, sad to say.

that ponytail looks like a migraine

ding ding ding

These animals need counseling, because probably they have been influenced by gays who have gone to the national parks and behaved badly. I don’t know, they must have copied it somewhere or it is demonic. Because these animals do not watch movies.

Like roaches scurrying when a light turns on.

~ the pumpkin king ~

But who is her male chaperone?

Sure...what a better place the world would be if historically progression had been forsaken for business acumen.

I wish someone would stop Britney’s eyeliner...it truly is a disservice to her

For real. He doesn’t regret anything...he regrets that everyone KNOWS he was complicit. That’s all.

Ah yes...the days of yore when women, sacred beings of honor, lay in pools of blood in hotel rooms, dying of botched abortions.

Are we all walking around with our mouths slightly agape at all times and just don’t realize it?

OF COURSE.

I kept waiting for the part where it turned and you were ostracized and he was lauded. Refreshing.

indeed.

Oh my god I forgot about all these people! I wonder what they’re doing now.

Who is he even courting with this? Besides his own crippling spite & ego?

God, please let nothing horrible come out about him