Wow they all look so different (except Ramona despite the boobs). Bethenny looks 20 years older.

omg no no noooooooo

Yes. Back against the tarp that protects the beige carpet from blood splatter—I mean wall. Back against the wall.

KARDAJAN? Wtf that’s your wife

Sam Shamansky

Threesomes are just a band-aid, Pope Francis

How you gonna feel that sweet sweet calacatta marble if you don’t have elbow slits?

Oh my god that’s horrible. And plus the removal-of-dry-tampon-pain! Jesus

I feel like this was kind of an average video! I always thought he was hot so maybe I expected too much.

Huh really? I remember her talking about braces being the first thing she wanted to get when she got rich.

Remember when she had braces!?!? My heart.

She also went around saying she was homeless while she was living in corporate apartments and luxury hotels (and had a Hamptons house and an apartment being renovated). Then she doubled down when people called her out on how offensive it is to say you’re homeless while you’re a multi millionaire living in the lap of…

DON’T COMPLAIN (says a white person).

These motherfuckers better not fold...the only jeans to ever fit me.

I feel like “little security guard”is Wintour code for “minority”

Hm funny she says that because I usually like to take my new ugly ass tunics to the tailor and have them cut giant holes in front of my pussy. For the air.

Ramona from Real Housewives of NYC...master of looney eyes

Yes