Even Stassi!? She seems totally vain and self-obsessed but still witty!
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If it was up to me, I would love to get drunk and talk about science and theoretical physics, ‘cause that’s like something I love to do.
Luckily for you (and sadly for me) I am pretty deep down the Vanderhole. Frank is apparently the one who threatened to sell Stassi’s sex tape! Laura Leigh was in some movie and I guess is trying to be an actor still.
Haha I’m glad I’m not the only one that deep down the Vanderhole. I really wished she brought it up at the reunion.
He sucked a lot more in season 1 (like they all did). He poured a drink on Katie’s face once.
Yo his Mom apparently stole Kristen’s credit card and used it to pay for Botox.
couple bills/a dimebag
She technically has on the show at least. She just DGAF about normal civilized behavior.
She is a fuckin producer! I’m embarassed to admit this but I listened to an interview with Kristen where she talked about before the show...she said Lisa had no idea what any of their names were. Now she acts like they’re her adopted children (Sorry Max).
The best part was when he said it was impossible for him & Kristen to have banged in her car rather than on the hood because it was a 1 series
“I’m the smartest person I’ve ever met”
She is the absolute worst because she doesn’t know how awful she is, unlike the rest of the cast who revel in their own terriblemess
COUNTESS IMPOSTOR BOTTOM LEFT
They’re called HIGH CHEEKBONES.
I do appreciate how he said “I drink wine” as a Real Housewife allusion to being an alcoholic.
I’m a natural born human
Oh I know...it’s just so funny because I know his own voice sounds like a tiny mouse with a nasal condition
Ding ding ding!