Merci, Captain Renault. *GRIN*

*Shrieks* OMG, you caught me! But we were doing it in Australia! And I think ... you weren't. Er ... ;-)

Not even.

Dang, girl. I hope there were no ugly black men in the bong-tossing confrontation. Stop and Frisk is still a thing y'know. Sheesh.

*Rattles old bones* In my day, it was enough to get a shedload of pizzas delivered to the object of one's dis-affection. And expect them to pay for it. Oh my aching sides. My, things have changed.

No wonder he's a national hero in France. Sheesh.

Oh squee. Seriously. Those eyes! That expression! Do NOT, however, be feeling bad about leaving her in a happy safe environment with a friend with whom to play. She's gorgeous. You did your best. And one day, you will create a new forever home for another fabulous family member, and you will know you have Done Good.

Indeed. Opportunity lost. Then again ... I suspect pun fun is rather thin on the ground On The Prairie. ;-)

*Smacks head* Yeah. I knew that. Maybe I ought to have been clearer that I was Making A Funny on my original post. Oops. ;-)

Ta. Things were easier growing up in Australia. Back then, we had one yoghurt and it was called Ski. And it was pronounced Ski.

Jeez. I can't even pronounce skyr. Isn't that what the Charmed Ones used to do?

So good I posted it twice. And you thanked me twice. Bless.

Here we go. Google is my friend.

It is. It's a massive problem. Of course, it was worse back in '08 when everything crashed and people were doing the midnight flit to escape debt [and worse]. The rules have relaxed somewhat, but a bounced cheque here = jail time, and since one has to pay rent in post-dated cheques ... if you didn't have the money to…

Oh. Now I get it. So the dress is pure stick butter and the hat is that whipped curled crap you'd get at a 1970s hotel breakfast buffet. Bleargh.

With you on all of it. *Applauds* There are some unbelievably selfish dog owners out there who all think they live on a planet which comprises them and their dogs. And screw the rest of us.

True. Cheers. :-)

Good to know that the journey times allow break periods.

750 miles or less can still be a long-ass time. And lots of dogs defecate when stressed so I can imagine that some of the carriers at least will be less than fragrant during the journey.

Jesus. I can't even.