Don’t thank me. Thank our lord and savior the flying spaghetti monster from whom all pasta knowledge flows.

I am pretty sure that no one kicked up any fuss about a show starting 10 minutes late, considering every other show, ever. I also understand why Gawker media employees are phoning it right the fuck in right now and DGAF.

As a Jewish person myself, I’ll take the opposition role and say that SBC is a very good comedian and is not a self hating Jew at all, considering he’s orthodox. Not liking his schtick? Sure. I hated Bruno, but thought Borat and his antisemeic stuff was brilliant within the context where subliminal Jew-hating is…

My GF is assassin American

You’re right that the average suburban US supermarket offers more choice than the average Tesco or Sainsburys in the UK, but that’s a function of the size of the countries and the cost of rent, in large part.

Something completely missing from this conversation (including Jezebel’s many posts about this and its commentariat) is that some women don’t want to be pregnant.

I can‘t resist pointing out the obvious; Kylie M. is greatly differentiated from Kylie J. by at least one glaring distinction: Ms. Minogue has talent.

“Kylie” is an Australian Aboriginal word, so for that alone I’d favour the Australian Kylie. But also because she’s a pop icon I grew up listening to.

Kylie (the only one that matters!) is a goddamn Australian national treasure! She’s had a 36 year career and has actual talent. Kylie Jenner stuck fuggo lips to her face. GTFO, Jenner.

in the court of gay public opinion, you lose. And that is not a demographic you can afford to alienate.

The first song I remember loving was Locomotion. I was four and I sang and danced the shit out of it. My point is: gtfo Jenner!

#TeamMinogue or the world burns. Think about your Yeezys melting under the heat of the hate of millions of Kylie fans kiddo. Other Kylie? Step. Off.

I’ve been waiting for this day to come. Team Minogue ALL THE WAY.

You really wanna pick this fight, Jenner? Cuz’ even if you win, in the court of gay public opinion, you lose. And that is not a demographic you can afford to alienate.

“Secondary reality television personality” hahaha! Jenner has no idea the wave of gay shade that will rain upon her if she somehow wins this legal battle. #TeamMinogue all the way!

As an Australian, I’d like to be the first to point out that Kylie MEANS MINOGUE, OBVIOUSLY.

I have been fairly neutral on all things related to that family - but you don’t fuck with my girl Minogue!

#TeamKylie

#TeamMinogue. Also, if you ever get the chance to see her live, do it. Her voice is so much more substantial than recordings.

Fuck no. No one replaces the Attenburough.