Meh. This stuff may be 'edible' but it still sounds like the crap The Body Shop was shilling decades ago. Peppermint foot rubs, cucumber eye cream, avocado masks ... Yep. Been there. Done that.

Only if he's a vegetarian.

Psst ... Wanna move to Dubai? We could use someone like you out here. Sigh.

And what [shudder] is going to happen when certain hell-bound types decide that the train is a perfectly good place in which to dump their no-longer-wanted pets?

Ha ha! Did you read the girls' list?

I can't give you anything back for those names bar the pinkie swear that I'm grinning maniacally.

So you too agree with this then:

Ricky Gervais is awesome.

Will said trains come installed with doggy-poop bins? And baggies [in case their owners have 'forgotten' about packing]?

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Seriously.

Ha ha. Ditto. And there'd always be that horrific telltale hemline on the uniform skirt that let everyone know how many times it had been let down since purchase.

Yep. They did indeed. Read it and weep:

I don't have a problem with the Black Ferns doing the haka but of course it's not going to be as threatening as when the ABs are doing the do. I'm actually glad they're allowed to do it [but NOT when it apparently opens doors for lingerie-wearing types to do the same]. Remember when the Spice Girls did it?! Oh my god.…

Absolutely. And yay you for adopting Charlie; I bet she hearts you for that big time.

Aw ... Lhasas are gorgeous. Go Tibetan dogs! Disclaimer: I have shih tzus. Two of them. One's a fantastically devoted teddy bear of a dog who loves the world and everything in it. The other is a bitch who's counting off the days of her captivity.

Jesus. When fantastic sport like this exists, why is LFL even a thing?

First off: well done you. :-)

No words except ... I wish I'd written that. Thanks. And thanks for the pass on my use of the word 'real'. You said it better.

Please someone do an update!