I loved the part where the fans knew he was probably tired from his effort so they threw him a banana to help get him some potassium. So kind of them!

True story: A few months after moving to Houston (in early 2001) I was standing in an aisle in a CVS in the Tanglewood-area when I was nearly bowled over by a moving-fast-for-his-age George H.W. Bush when he turned a corner right by where I was standing. I had no clue he was even in the store before our near-miss. He…

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Pete Carroll’s gonna have some shit to say about this.

Jeb: No, you hang up first! Haha. Ok we’ll hang up together in 3...2...1... did you do it?

It says something that W. is considered the dumb one when Jeb thinks there are only 16 hours in a day.

There’s a car chase where a van full of priests goes off a bridge and blows up. So something for everyone...

No, you don’t get it. They’re honoring your browser history.

Oh for fuck’s sake, are they ever going to get the spelling correct??

How did Washington’s lawyers gain access to my browser history?

Not-so Frank Thomas

The Big Shade.

Damn, Frank. Your new nickname is The Big Hurt Their Feelings.

(I’m a Terry Collins well wisher in that I wish I could throw him down a well.

JFK Jr. crashed a party on Martha’s Vineyard. We know how well that worked out.

I use the “I’ll time you trick” on my daughters all the time. Children are such adorable, glorious little morons.

This is kind of like the opposite of the Cowboys this week, where the GM had to keep Greg Hardy from cutting a coach.

Schiff: [watching conclusion of NLDS] Well, shit. I guess that settles it.

Pop is a surly interview god, but no representative of the US national basketball team will ever top this Boobie Cousins gem.

My favorite take is this as it makes you appreciate just how much having a longhorned steer blocking helps open up lanes and directly contributes to wins: “Bevo XIV had a terrific run early. The Longhorns won 25 of their first 26 games with him, including the Rose Bowl win over Michigan and the national championship…