But enough about last year’s World Cup...

Would the same article have been written, with the same continued focus on the Pelicans dysfunction as the basis for why “the organization wasn’t worthy of Anthony Davis; definitionally, it is not worthy of receiving a trade package equal to his value”, if AD wanted to go to the Suns?

Caption: “Boop!”

“it’s impossible to be a morally upright person...”

Some of us make arguments, and some of us do mental gymnastics and jump through hoops to misrepresent them. Who’s to say which of us did which?

American sports fans: “Soccer doesn’t have enough scoring!”

It was 1-0.

^ this guy gets it

No, the problem with FFP is that it was created after some clubs already had a head start, and to prevent wealthy owners from just pumping cash into clubs. How can a small club become a big club without spending money, and how can a small club spend money if FFP limits how much they can spend to whatever revenue…

FFP is bullshit and was created to protect the traditional big clubs – who already had near-endless streams of revenue – from exactly the kind of financial outlay and resulting success that Manchester City have seen in the last decade.

Remember when Harper hit the dick off a baseball and dunked Jesse Biddle’s soul to hell a couple months back? We do.

Summer vacation

Summer vacation

As a center back no less!

MINUS ONE INJECTION TO THE PENIS GAH HOLY SHIT MAN

Nah, Jim McElwain knows what’s up

Pain tolerance is one thing; an injury causing a physical inability to play at even a minimally useful level is another.

back in the aughts. When I last had sex.

I would go so far as to argue that the Atlantic League is about as minor as it gets.

This is like mid-2010s Deadspin right here.