If Harper is worth $300m over 10 years, what in the world is Mike Trout worth?

I was going to make a comment on this but then I went back and looked and I swear to you must be of slightly different lengths because they synced up and then un-synced and I should really stop taking mushrooms at work but I swear it happened for real

If Goodell is the “bigger name” than Kraft, Deadspin is gonna have to shut down. Like, what’ll ever be close to topping that?

::cums::

He ends up spending two years in Washington?

“Aw, shucks, it’s just awful how you can, uh, ruin a shoe via a phone app and all. Just a shame, uh, for that guy.” – Roy Williams

a higher level of tech supper

Well I mean he’s not wrong

Or the like 47 draft picks the Sixers sent to the Clippers

But isn’t it more likely that it could have been done if Rich Paul had just kept his fuckin’ mouth shut?

Cleveland tried to assassinate his character. Meanwhile, Bauer just droned on.

more like chicken paprik-ASS

I mean, it doesn’t excite me all that much but whatever floats her boat.

SHE ALL WE GOT

Jim Ross audio or it didn’t happen

Kendall Jenner comes to our games now, assholes.

He’s just been reluctant to pull it out in the actually games.

And it’s not like Agüero is the best overall player the league has ever seen

So if the Thunder are bad for the next few years, the Sixers might have just traded for their own pick? Wheels within wheels!

The Tobi-less Sixers beat the Klay-less Warriors one week ago tonight. The Sixers are now better. The Warriors, with Klay, are also better.