Hiring escorts is probably more of a crime to the fan base than the actual crimes going on at Baylor during their AD’s tenure there.

If a guy is charged with murder and racketeering, you’re not going to show a photo of him in his get-up from when he volunteered with the United Way; you’re going to show him associating himself with the group known for committing murders.

Well, he’s joining a program with a track record literally killing 19-year-olds, so...

I think you seriously underestimate the desperation to become a head coach in a Power 5 conference.

or they intentionally booked her alongside Hardy to stir up what they see as an appropriate level of controversy, which will promote an important card

...did you take it with your hand that is ATTACHED TO AN ARM??

I actually thought it was Richard Branson.

favoring players who are “good at football” and avoiding players who are “not good at football”

Strength of Schedule is based on an illusion of “strong” schools that the big conferences use to puff themselves up at the expense of honestly good programs playing in “lesser” conferences. Bleh.

Thanks, but I’m going to punt on this offer.

that would require you to ignore what the Cowboys’ defense was doing all night

i like ‘em twice-baked if you’ve got anything good there

HE DIDN’T KNOCK OUT EITHER OF THEM AT ALL, LET ALONE AT THE SAME TIME

what does this have to do with potatoes

Well, no, internet busybody. I need the flashlight function to find the dog shit in the dark.

They’re definitely charging the wrong guy. Look at the way Paille throws his stick! How reckless!

for people who don’t really follow soccer this is unambiguously a good hire

Pickup Guy shouldn’t be anywhere near this list. “Meltdown” implies the guy isn’t normally that type of asshole, and I think we all know he almost certainly is.

Yeah, but Cooper never won NFC Player of the Week under any other Raiders coach, either, so this one isn’t on Gruden.

I’ll read this and get back with you Laura.