“I fought to protect the freedoms you enjoy in this country, so you better stop fucking enjoying them!”

Less than artful, frankly.

What an idiot! It’s the Dodgers who need someone in their bullpen right now!

I think I saw this guy on a 60 Minutes segment back in the fall (it comes on after football, man, get off my nuts!). They were doing a deep dig on social media influencers and how people like this guy rake in money by being popular on Vine and Instagram. He’s basically a slightly less obnoxious Kardashian with an…

Well bud, you go right ahead and use your fancy stats. Pretty sure my anecdotal childhood memories are a better indicator of future predictions though.

Right ?!?! The most I ever made from an $85,000,000 investment is $200,000,000, and I thought that was good!

You may not be able to get the Rockets for that price, but I’m betting it would make you pretty competitive in the Marlins bidding.

Aide: “The Rockets are for sale. Could get $1.65 billion.”

Nothing inspires confidence quite like a billionaire liquidating assets.

there were several candidates, but it turned out to be a one horst race

You people are ridiculous...do you really expect umpires to watch every play?

Clearly this happened last year because anyone watching Russell this year knows he can’t hit a thing.

Ugh, Schmidt was one of my favorite players growing up. 2017 ruins everything.

This is the least annoying House episode ever.

Against non-Indians opponents they’re 41-11 (I think they’ve only lost series against the Royals [earlier] and Indians [twice] this year). Please Lord don’t let that managerial Svengali and his bullpen full of unholy dark wizards make the playoffs.

Never forget when this was an epic punchline.

Chris Bosh Declared Extinct Day After Trump Withdraws From Climate Accords

They also lead the AL and are second in the majors in team ERA. There’s something very Cubs-y about the young talent blooming all at once.