They’re betting the under.

ESPN: Millennials want some youth and diversity to go with all of their hipping and hopping.

This is a direct ripoff of my early nerdcore album, Black Chilcutt.

Pictured: Luck’s successful surgery.

“Melania knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend,” he said.

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

You can tell how bad a policy it is by the fact that the best defense the racist trolls can come up with is “Obama did something (not actually) similar!” instead of any defense of its merits.

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

Rivers: What the hell is that security guard doing?

She can be fired for expressing her opinions if her employer deems that such opinions reflect badly on the company and could cause its business to suffer. If the company believes she makes them look bad because she publicly espouses revolting viewpoints, then firing her to distance themselves from such viewpoints is a…

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Steve Prefondidntrain

I say let him keep racing. He’s got a Rosie future.

The Altima end to the fight

#ImWithStan

Luckily enough the Trump immigration policy makes allowances for white lingerie models.