This pasty Wisconsin team beat a better, blacker Kentucky said in the final four than the one his son’s white guys lost to

Also hilarious considerations humans, and humans alone, have brought lions to the brink of extinction. Lions continue to exist at the will of humans.

Cons for Sportsicle: not super ambitious, drinks too much, extremely introverted, has social anxiety/depression, sarcastic, thinks about sex way too much, is prone to letting relationships gradually fall away, too self-loathing/angry, has a politically conservative heart, lives in the past or in day dreams, too…

So once her children are grown, she’ll be a congresswoman from New York.

Which is why Europe in general, and countries like Sweden, Italy, France, Austria, the UK, can’t be expected to successfully absorb the tens of millions of migrants from Africa and the Middle East that are projected to attempt to move there in the next decade plus. Sweden needs to build a new city the size of…

Humans really are just violent penguins who can’t swim all that well

I recently took interest in the Maison Royale de St. Louis, a school started near Versailles by the mistress turned wife of Louis XIV, Madame Maintenon. Basically, it was a (secular at first) boarding school of girls of the impoverished nobility that taught them how to converse and be ladylike in a noble setting. The…

Huma gets all the judging right now. She does realize that her husband isn’t the only Weiner in the sea, right?

Due to the recent discoveries at Baylor, I’m guessing it is aimed at the former.

Would you like to know more?

I’m personally tickled how Odeh’s case, initiated in 2014 under the Obama administration, is now illustrative of the many issues of the Trump administration

The guy set up robocalls to call different places across several continents. No medical condition can explain being an asshole

No warzone in Damascus, huh? I’m sure the citizens of Damascus are glad to hear that during the breaks from explosives... 

Probable terrorist attack in London 😢

No one cares about Lola Kirke’s movies. She is a step above irrelevant.

I’m assuming the Izumo is a ways off from having a flight deck that can field F-35Bs. Hell, the America is struggling at that, and it was designed with the F-35B in mind.

Income does not equal assets

Sure, just like all the people who rubbed the bull’s balls free of paint were committing borderline beastiality.

The only way this would interest me would be if Cameron is delayed because he is actually building a spaceship capable of fast interstellar travel and he is still looking for one of the trillions of planets in the universe that is bound to have actual Navi on it so that he can name it Pandora, exploit it for minerals,…

I tried masturbating to gay porn