I believe the original version of that bit was done on Frisky Dingo (the show the creators did before Archer.) Two seasons, absolute nonsense, and hilarious.

The whole video disgusts me, but because someone can walk doesn’t mean they’re not handicapped. She could have gout, she could have a hip transplant. A number of things. She doesn’t look to be walking all that great in the videos really.

While I agree the ridiculousness of forcing a wedding to be firsties.....

Well, for me, all my friends could crowd around the TV and play on the N64. PC gaming wasn’t even on the radar for us at the time.

Julius Jones. Troy Hambrick.

That’s a good point. Think I would prefer Ben Franklin spinning a ball on his index finger or something. Ben Franklin charging at me is weird. Might be in the minority here.

The primary and partial are good looks, but man that Ben Franklin looks like a kid drew it.

Talk about beating a dead horse.

So go take up arms at a police station. That would go over gloriously.

This is coming from me seriously not knowing, but the same people that were there in remembrance of Freddie Gray are not the same people looting and throwing stones at cops? If that’s the case, then I feel horrible for those that were there to actually protest. It just takes a stones throw to go from being taken…

On Yogurt with fruit on the bottom, I’d heard a few times that it wasn’t meant to be stirred. Fold the fruit within the yogurt, which still seems like something nobody has time for regularly.

Fuck yes Orbitz

Knowing of him from friends of friends, since I attended a high school not 20 miles from him, I’d always heard what a prick he was. Going to other people’s high school parties, and getting his boys to kick out people that he didn’t like, general douchebaggery, etc.

If you’ve ever been to a Richmond strip club, then this decision is a no-brainer.

Having Lou Holtz help her write lyrics seems like an odd career move.

I don't think Murray running out of the shotgun is going to be that big of a change for him. Up until this last season, the Cowboys (frustratingly) ran out of the shotgun a ton. Murray averaged around 5 yards per carry in that system still.

I agree. Not to mention that Seahawks fans are going to either see Jimmy Graham try and run block more than 10 times a game, or they're just confused that the two offenses are COMPLETELY OPPOSITE from one another.

God, this is five times worse than the Ray Rice Video.

Trick to get more ketchup for your children on less trips.