Oh, hey Mitt. Welcome to Deadspin.

So we meet again, my old nemesis.

LeBron James At Serious Risk Of Losing In The First Round probably worth the price of admission

Finally. A contest I can win. 5 women’s, 3 men’s. And yes, I do get sweet discounts from buying children’s shoes, thank you.

The Suns are so unbelievably cursed that it’s almost impossible to assess any of their players as good or bad. They’re at that level.

I’m not counting the Hallmark Channel movies I have to watch for this podcast I do about those, because that’s “for work” and so I will just say Barry Levinson’s DREAMCATCHER, which is fucking astonishing.

Mack Moves From Smallville to Big House

Play video games all day and tell your editors that you’re “blogging” or some shit.

Go out with them before you get ready. We ate at a diner for lunch that day. There was still plenty of time to spare because it only takes half an hour for a man to get ready, even with a tux involved.

I make fun of republicans every day without using any racial slurs.

Charcuterie plate. Easy to eat with your fingers and no risk of spills. Also delicious.

Smash Bros. Melee Play Goes Wild After Beating 14 Year Old Target Record

Asked how they felt about their coach’s dismissal, a team spokesperson said, “No woman, no cry.”

You don’t have to click on the articles you don’t want to read.

What makes you think anyone is scared of criticizing the Patriots? Also, your analogy is worse than the one in the video.

I’m not gonna tell you guys how to do your jobs, but...

Joe Biden is the fucking man.

You seem to miss the point...