This is a medium baller move at best.

You know what would be great? If somebody listed good things you could watch on Sunday that *weren’t* the NFL. That would be amazing!

Considering the events of the last 2 years, you might be surprised to learn that it wasn’t until just now that I finally lost faith in humanity.

Somebody, not on a team or the league’s payroll, needs to be protecting these guys

Jesus. One person on their sideline gave the final approval to send him back in. It should not be hard to determine who that person is. That person needs to be fired. Today.

The concussion protocol must involve tossing him a ball and seeing how he reacts. When the team doctor tossed Savage the ball he immediately dropped it and stared blankly into space. So everything seemed normal and they cleared him.

I see a lot of arguments for mandatory national service, whether military or otherwise, as a way of creating national unity.

To be fair the white dudes won’t do those jobs in large part because, in the ‘80s and ‘90s, the companies that own the meat-packing plants broke the unions to which their grandfathers belonged. The owners of the slaughterhouses and packing plants don’t get much blame, though; instead, they’re major donors to racist…

My wife is from Mason City. After going there to meet her family, I realized what kind of people I was dealing with when I was told that I speak so well and I don’t have an accent like most other Mexicans. I regret not going in there with a fake chicano accent and replying to everything with “Go Raiders!”

Or a clown was violently murdered in their proximity.

Shall Jacksonville become a land of no spice?

Even though I’ve vowed not to use it again, I’d consider spooling up my time machine in order to preemptively murder every single person who will have contributed to the design and production of those cleats. Consequences be damned.

I’ll have you know that the most literate person I know is a native of a shitty little town outside Cedar Rapids.

“I was frustrated that we were only up by 20 points and that I could have have 10 catches for 169 yards instead of 9 for 147.”

...and then they complain when the only doctors they can get for the local hospital are Indians with thick accents and funny names.

Going for the back of the head, and that stutter-step. To gain momentum? It was a rabbit punch where his whole body was the fist. Should be at least one game.

No shit - this is exactly why my wife and I moved from Iowa City to Washington this year. Even in the most liberal city in Iowa, the subtle white supremacy has been building for a while. After Trump was elected it seemingly became more acceptable to share your disgusting deportation wet dreams.

Gotta give Belichick credit. Knowing McDermott would be rightfully angry over that play, he had one of his players injure Tyrod Taylor for him.

All of these Brunch Belt media axis pieces about how “we need to try to understand these people!” conveniently ignore the fact that the nation’s big cities contain large populations of young college graduates hailing from the sorts of places that went 80% for Trump and understand Trump voters very well.

I hope he still has the address of that coal mine.