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Look, we have to examine the bigger picture here. Yes, the fumble allowed Florida International to score. But if he’d punted the ball there, it’s entirely possible it would have been run back for a TD, which would have reflected badly on the entire special teams unit. If he’d taken a knee for a loss, the defense might…

Talk about a guy who had a great situation at Wisconsin and somehow fucked it up.

Holy shit he’s not even 30 yet.

I seriously wonder what he’ll do with himself the rest of his life. There’s a very good chance he gets ripped off by relatives and hangers-on, and ends up living in not particularly genteel poverty in some dreadful corner of the South Side.

People that rip on Derrick Rose like he wasn’t a generational talent before his injuries are the lowest form of life. Rose was a better player than Westbrook prior to his injuries and was entirely robbed of his prime.

Thankfully he’s got that Memphis education to fall back on. Makes me feel a little better about the situation.

Speaking as someone who worked in across multiple theaters for YEARS: no one will ever do this. The managers are usually barely paid as much as first level google tech support. The actual workers are all just there to shoot the shit while they clean up after you. Literally no one cares.

I do this all the time. Lots of people do.

A minimum-wage worker at a theatre is not going to care enough to Citizen’s Arrest someone, pal

“Sir did you purposefully purchase a senior’s ticket?”

Fuckin booooo you. That’s no fun and movie theaters gouge the fuck out of food and drink prices just because they can. Sneakin in some snacks or something so you don’t have to pay $6 for a small back of Reese’s Pieces is fun and harmless. There’s being an adult and then there’s being a hard ass librarian type. Live a…

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How can this be true AND Jerruh is the shadow commissioner? Like there’s someone behind him pulling the strings? That’s stupid

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

i, likewise, demand answers for why the packers haven’t been as good since rodgers got hurt. i’m not saying obama’s behind all this, but i’m also not not saying obama’s behind this.

Has Dak regressed or was he never really all that great to begin with but it balanced out due to a strong running threat?

Nay. “Gaming the System” is an American pastime. If the wealthy can do it with their tax loopholes, we can do it for Thor Ragnarock.

Since theaters started using check-in kiosks I have been buying senior’s tickets. The kids never check anyway when they tear your ticket. I bought a senior ticket by mistake one time and noticed they don’t check so I tried it out a few times and finally said ‘fuk it’ I’m paying senior prices.