“Hold my Baguette”

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

Sad to see Happy Kampire not doing well, so simple but oh so great

Way to fuck up the Browns draft position, Mayfield.

Once there was this guy who

Go to hell, you fucking mutant. Jesus Christ, this is what the world has come to, we have this entire city of illiterate, human colostomy bags coming out of the woodwork like winning one Superbowl validates the fucking terrible life that preceded it and will follow.

He didn’t even linger on top of Foles for a second after making the tackle.  Not even enough time to kinda reach down and see if the rumors are true, not even just a little graze along the inner thigh, just to see, nothing weird, but just a brush with the back of the hand to see if you can feel something alive; like I…

You are living true to your word with this 2nd comment.

If I had a Soul, which I don’t, I would never sell it — just so I could make that stupid joke every day. Totally worth it.

That’s why it’s been proven to be such a great handling platform with predictable cornering characteristics and gradual and controllable oversteer.

20-25 percent of NFL players are able to come back

Finally get to use one of my favorite gifs.

It’s definitely at the high end for an IS, but you should always buy the best you can afford, and this looks like it would outscore Ballaban’s Sportcross at Carlisle.

You speak of the before times. In the long-long ago. 

More Chaotic Good Dogs for the rest of us, I guess. 

...Dammit.

I’ll take the easily-serviceable, unkillable AMC inline-six.

Front loading washer.

He’s hypermiling. 

I think it’s great! I’m glad the refs didn’t take issue with a young All-Star getting his game on and get him fed to the rules when he hit the ground running. Yes, he’s looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead. But the years start coming and they don’t stop coming, so it…