Go to hell, you fucking mutant. Jesus Christ, this is what the world has come to, we have this entire city of illiterate, human colostomy bags coming out of the woodwork like winning one Superbowl validates the fucking terrible life that preceded it and will follow.

He didn’t even linger on top of Foles for a second after making the tackle.  Not even enough time to kinda reach down and see if the rumors are true, not even just a little graze along the inner thigh, just to see, nothing weird, but just a brush with the back of the hand to see if you can feel something alive; like I…

You are living true to your word with this 2nd comment.

If I had a Soul, which I don’t, I would never sell it — just so I could make that stupid joke every day. Totally worth it.

That’s why it’s been proven to be such a great handling platform with predictable cornering characteristics and gradual and controllable oversteer.

20-25 percent of NFL players are able to come back

It’s definitely at the high end for an IS, but you should always buy the best you can afford, and this looks like it would outscore Ballaban’s Sportcross at Carlisle.

You speak of the before times. In the long-long ago. 

More Chaotic Good Dogs for the rest of us, I guess. 

...Dammit.

I’ll take the easily-serviceable, unkillable AMC inline-six.

Front loading washer.

He’s hypermiling. 

I think it’s great! I’m glad the refs didn’t take issue with a young All-Star getting his game on and get him fed to the rules when he hit the ground running. Yes, he’s looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead. But the years start coming and they don’t stop coming, so it…

O’Reilly’s also recommends Lucas as the most relevant Racing Oil one should use in a Tesla

We have a lot of scrappers like that in Chicago. I respect the hell out of them - it’s a tough job that pays little, and they help keep our alley clean of large debris. The guys are usually super nice, and it’s cool seeing a 1996 Tacoma out-haul a new F150 with a leather bed liner.

Admittedly, I haven’t seen this episode yet, or any of the episodes, really, but did they ever explain why everyone is dressed like they’re in a Western?

She looks exhausted.

Four years ago, my daughter was considering Cal Poly Pomona. She was admitted into their engineering program. She had decided on a different school, but she’s graduating in 3 days. If she had gone to Pomona, she would have been walking in the same commencement as this guy and his pillow which I would have been…