Wow, Kevin Durant is really sensitive about his gruyere derriere.

Wrigleyville-ish. I can see the Vic. Say no more.

Since more than 90% of our readers own private jets (estimated)

So, on official review, it was determined that it was not a vote.

Godspeed, Ed. Here’s hoping you and Mrs. Ed are having a swell time.

My best, Ed

Did they get it from a Tim Hortons in Langley?

The spirit of Tomsula lives on.

Hey man, it’s all good. There’s a reason we have Maureen.

I have to assume that the NHL, as a multi-billion dollar concern, has some say over who can advertise on their broadcasts.

I think you’re just paving the way for more puns in this article.

Looks like tensions are ramping up.

Am engineer, can confirm, math checks out.

I like my tires with 78% nitrogen and about 21% oxygen for best performance.

Damn brotha, you’re in too deep.

She hasn’t gotten to Pizza yet. Next week the instructor says.

She french fries the entire way down. I watched three times just to be sure. Doesn’t pizza even once. This woman should be on a stamp.

Judges gonna judge.