sportpepper
or: how i stopped worrying and learned to love the sport pepper
sportpepper

I like my tires with 78% nitrogen and about 21% oxygen for best performance.

Damn brotha, you’re in too deep.

She hasn’t gotten to Pizza yet. Next week the instructor says.

She french fries the entire way down. I watched three times just to be sure. Doesn’t pizza even once. This woman should be on a stamp.

FCA owners need not worry about fuel costs.

Judges gonna judge.

I’m fairly certain that this nordstrom inspired dante to write his divine comedy

Asked how they felt about their coach’s dismissal, a team spokesperson said, “No woman, no cry.”

Kia Soul. Was expecting the usual bland econo-rental on business travel, which was sad since I was driving around the San Diego hills off rush hour. It was surprisingly fun, tossable, decent power and responsive transmission, and it wasn’t a torture-mobile like I expected. Made that trip far more pleasant.

Somebody needs to be taken Outback and shot.

better send in the swat team

Dressage

h/t doorfliesopen.com

Trump is the kid who always hit the reset button on the Super Nintendo right before you beat him at Street Fighter 2.

Stop journalism shaming.

Holy shit $1000 Congrats!

My favorite Vikings’ fan winning celebration:

Kal Penn?

He stays in in bathroom instead of running? He’s the yin to the Mad Pooper’s yang.