Deadspin’s coverage is already wide left.

He has 1.5 acting faces.

It’s sad, really- Komatsu is a great kayaker and he could have teamed up with him for two-man events as a Suzuki Sidekick.

As far as New York teams go, at least the Bills made the playoffs. You could be a miserable fan of one of the Manhattan projects instead.

How much does milk cost? Like $25? Anyway I gotta go drive off in my everyman $54 000 car to go pick up my kids from ballet class.

The answer is always Miata.

I know I know... #alwayshighlighttruthers

Those who can’t do, teach!

I don’t live on the edge. I define the edge. Wherever I am is the edge.

It’s like you didn’t even read the God damn article.

that’s purple fam, check your settings

uh...

Yep, I was afraid of this. He got hit by Cupid’s Alero.

The volleyball minigame would like a word...

Definitely. I watched my friend kickflip like a 25 stair set, and by doing so he was a real local legend, he even unlocked Chad Muska as a playable char..AH SHIT, that was Tony Hawk Pro Skater for N64, never mind.

+2 wild women

My son is also named Bort.

Today’s lesson:

Lauren has a very high HAR (Hate-mail Above Replacement). I wonder who has the highest? Drew probably because of all the WYTS articles, Marchman would be up there with his garbage takes but he doesn’t write enough.

Fixed.