Josh Gordon Says He Got Drunk Before Every Browns Game

“You can try movin on all you want. He’s gonna find yah. Back in 83', Olivia and I packed up Peyton and Coop, in the middle of the night, and hightailed it up to Minneapolis. 9 days later, we are awoken by a horrible shriek downstairs. I kid you not, we find Eli stuck, one arm and one leg through the doggie door,…

Wow, with all those trophies, he can buy himself another Hakoom!

I will wrench until my dying day.

My final breath will be: “Please....hand....me....the JB Weld.”

I found a local Jeep Comanche on CL this morning, too

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

a fun but ultimately pointless exercise

I’ve read this type of comment before. Derivative at best.

You seem angry. Hopefully you’ll see a toy like car today with a smile bumper and turn your frown upsidedown.

Ugh. I respect the game, but this one just didn’t land for me.

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”

Is staff allowed to win COTD?

Our path ahead is lit by the burned bridges behind us

Ikea. It’s Ikea. This is gonna be the shortest podcast ever.

This is starting to feel like a trap.

Don’t forget this one:

Holy macaroni what a bad take

Joke’s on him. Wentz uses direct deposit.

Seriously, how does this kid look 14 and 45 years old at the same time? He looks like Doogie Howser and William H. Macy are trying to exist in the same body.

He literally says he needs to move sheet rock and tow a boat. People love to recommend the car they have to others. “Oh you want to go rock crawling? my celica made it down a gravel road once” “you need to fit your family of 7 in a car for road trips? Me and my buddies once squeeze 3 people in my miata, you should…