I don’t live on the edge. I define the edge. Wherever I am is the edge.

It’s like you didn’t even read the God damn article.

that’s purple fam, check your settings

uh...

Yep, I was afraid of this. He got hit by Cupid’s Alero.

The volleyball minigame would like a word...

Definitely. I watched my friend kickflip like a 25 stair set, and by doing so he was a real local legend, he even unlocked Chad Muska as a playable char..AH SHIT, that was Tony Hawk Pro Skater for N64, never mind.

+2 wild women

My son is also named Bort.

Today’s lesson:

Lauren has a very high HAR (Hate-mail Above Replacement). I wonder who has the highest? Drew probably because of all the WYTS articles, Marchman would be up there with his garbage takes but he doesn’t write enough.

Fixed.

Josh Gordon Says He Got Drunk Before Every Browns Game

“You can try movin on all you want. He’s gonna find yah. Back in 83', Olivia and I packed up Peyton and Coop, in the middle of the night, and hightailed it up to Minneapolis. 9 days later, we are awoken by a horrible shriek downstairs. I kid you not, we find Eli stuck, one arm and one leg through the doggie door,…

Wow, with all those trophies, he can buy himself another Hakoom!

I will wrench until my dying day.

My final breath will be: “Please....hand....me....the JB Weld.”

I found a local Jeep Comanche on CL this morning, too

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

a fun but ultimately pointless exercise

I’ve read this type of comment before. Derivative at best.