You seem angry. Hopefully you’ll see a toy like car today with a smile bumper and turn your frown upsidedown.

Ugh. I respect the game, but this one just didn’t land for me.

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”

Is staff allowed to win COTD?

Our path ahead is lit by the burned bridges behind us

Ikea. It’s Ikea. This is gonna be the shortest podcast ever.

This is starting to feel like a trap.

Don’t forget this one:

Holy macaroni what a bad take

Joke’s on him. Wentz uses direct deposit.

Seriously, how does this kid look 14 and 45 years old at the same time? He looks like Doogie Howser and William H. Macy are trying to exist in the same body.

He literally says he needs to move sheet rock and tow a boat. People love to recommend the car they have to others. “Oh you want to go rock crawling? my celica made it down a gravel road once” “you need to fit your family of 7 in a car for road trips? Me and my buddies once squeeze 3 people in my miata, you should…

Yank the body off and graft a clean Pontiac Fiero onto it for the ultimate reverse kit car.

Gen Z @ Work: How the Next Generation Is Transforming the Workplace.

In our first of three national studies we uncovered that 84 percent of Gen (Z) say the they prefer face-to-face communication because we feel it is the most authentic.

It’s truly heartwarming to see teens grifting at such a young age.

Thank God the Vikings finally have somebody hip and young to connect with their fans.

obligatory

Charcoal is wonderful, but you know what else is pretty good? Turning a knob, pressing a button, and having a hot grill ten minutes later and then not having to deal with a cauldron of ashes a couple hours after the meal. That’s decent, too.