Former porn stars = evil.

Exactly.  Pain is negative sensory input used to avoid system damage.

Proof that a company can’t survive financially just on cosplay. 

In Flanders Fields, the poppies blow...ignored by their Commander In Chief because it’s raining.”

(2) and also ensuring a more well-rounded diet and reducing the carbon footprint of our produce

For what the supermarkets pay the growers, most UK farmers are already at subsistence levels!

I think we collectively need to adress this for what it is.

Oh that’s not the best one. IIRC he was shipped off to a driving school in Scotland for some reason and he asked the instructor, “But how do you keep them sober enough to drive?” His principal title is Prince Philp, Duke of Edinburgh, although he has many other subsidiary titles.

I swear the devout fully practicing Christians over here are either incredibly boring and dour CoE types or overly preachy and forceful evangelical types.

I’m going to be cremated and donate my ashes to Ferrari’s testing program.

Let’s rewind the clock to about 1980 or so. Reagan picks up the baton of an anti-government platform from Barry Goldwater, after Goldwater’s acolytes effectively assumed control of the GOP. What followed was a systematic expungement of anyone and everyone that didn’t toe the party line, ultimately leading to the…

That poster on his front grill is also denying airflow to the radiator. 

“She shouldn’t be competing/she should be focused on her baby 24/7...it’s a shame she hasn’t lost the baby weight yet”

that’s how you stifle the 1st amendment... /s

The amount of political bumper stickers (regardless of political leanings) is directly proportional to the nuttiness of the owner/driver.

“I named it for the pure color of the sails. Something spoke to me when I saw them unfurled, and I knew I had to have her named ‘White-Powered’...”

It does, just not on default platforms:

Republicans will totally protect people with Pre-Existing Conditions...

I believe the correct term is “International Jewiness”