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Separately, the Department of Homeland Security this year diverted nearly $6 million from its cybercrimes units to immigration enforcement — depleting 40 percent of the units’ discretionary budget until the final month of the fiscal year.

Yeah, someone fasting is so disruptive to the workplace.  You seem like a real bright bulb.

Just ran into my garage to fix this and to my bewilderment realized that I don't own a porsche.

I mean, it’s still better than seeing Hulk Hogan fuck. *shrugs*

Roombas have a spinning side brush which can reach further into the corner, but there will still be a bit that it just can’t get.  You can see it in this picture.

Think of all the leisure time the person who used to drive that truck now has.

CBX or GTFO

Jezebel Headline:

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Came for this, not disappointed, although my version is a little shorter:

FIFY

Someone needs the inspiration to have a more exciting rumspringa.

BUY ME AND DRIVE ME, DAVID! :D

If he really was worried about the effect of fear on Americans then he wouldn’t have spent so much time whipping up fear, anger, and divisions just to consolidate his grip on power. He’s have been talking togetherness, compassion, understanding and conciliation instead. The only reason so much of the country was

Have you seen Panos Cosmatos’ Beyond the Black Rainbow? There’s not a whole lot of acting in it — there are only three or four main characters — but it’s got that early ‘80s OMNI Magazine aesthetic going on. 

So uh....

AHOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

I know just how the NSX feels. I was given a weight penalty for dominating the first half of the Golden Corral buffet.