“If it seems like I am picking and choosing the parts I like from this book here, it’s because I very much am.”

Same system is in the Porsche 914, although some owners later upgraded with an electric pump.

The emphasis on discipline of presentation (suits, no visible tattoos, well-groomed, etc.) suggests that they’re being underwritten and guided by a much more experienced political hand. Mercers, probably.

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

I mean, this really only captures a pretty narrow set of dimensions to the problem of Brazil.

Roe v. Wad.

A fetus has a detectable heartbeat about 6 weeks into pregnancy. A roll of toilet paper: pretty much the moment it comes off the assembly line. If you wipe your butt with toilet paper... well... you’re basically a murderer!

Actually, it’s really about ethics in throwing chairs at people. 

Not so easy as it used to be. For on thing, that same dart will also hit 100 shitboxes getting ready to fall apart that the people want 5k for.

Careful what you say about his submarine, he might call you a pedo.

I hope the judge doesn't approve the settlement unless he steps down as CEO as well.

Turns out doxxing a public official is highly illegal

Most of the current drop in Cervical Cancer in Australia right now is due to the country publicly funding Pap smears in 1991.

Clearly you are unfamiliar with British car owners.

Or a priest

They didn’t choose frat life, the frat life chose them.

If only those kids had good fathers in the home and didn't listen to that violent country music!

Hazing: gang initiation for rich white kids.