Just call them twats instead, it’s the same bodypart :D

I’d hate to think what driving at 170mph on a public road would end out like.

...or he/she could be happy being single and actually have no interest in dating.

solicits your booty

Not as well wired for it and probably not as well socialised for it either-https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3111255/

Maybe we should be giving out free gym memberships to people who are overweight?

In the UK someone made the argument that in-work benefits are actually a subsidy to employers of low wage workers because they allow employers to pay workers less than what they would need to live.

Shhhh, Jeremy Hunt can hear you!

12yr old Hyundai; the last time I had problems with gearshifting I cured it by moving my seat 1 notch closer to the pedals so I was peasier to push the clutch pedal all the way in. I also have to double clutch to reliably engage 1st if the car is moving so :shrug:

afaik prolonged idling is bad for the cat. If it results in a longer cat warmup, you’ll also be emitting more pollution.

Dafuq happened in ‘73? Neoliberal World Order took over?

I assumed it was Dune reference, mostly because of the all-consuming jihad that Paul unleashes and then loses control of.

Hmmm... I’ve cleaned my carbs enough times and had enough near misses to stick to buying bikes with EFI and ABS :D

These companies have lots of money because the avoid paying for anything whenever possible. If that includes having their global online presence in the hands of an intern, so be it. I’ve seen it at a small global company I used to work for.

It’s working for me XD

I should’ve put ‘35 and still single’, lol. Never been in a relationship.

It’s the same thinking that makes it easier to get a job when you already have a job than when you don’t: “What do other people know about this person that I don’t?”

I anticipate that David Blaine will choose to represent himself and when ask to make his case he will hold his hand up to the judge, revealing an eye drawn on his palm, and say “Shazam.”

This isn’t something I’d recommend to someone who’s not skilled

Well, there’s already people who think the highest donors have extra right to their government...