I read that one and thought “Hah hah, beat you, 35 and single, nerr nerr” which probably says a lot about why I’m single.

Try asking a ninja-

Straight outta 4chan, crazy mothafucka named OvercaffeinatedGremlin* 

Google translated sexual harassment is alive and well on today’s internet, it was the source of the ‘show bobs and vagene’ meme which now has a song:

It sounds like drunk Tinder to me.

It’s not a Deep State, it’s a Derp State.

Is this the more advanced version of the ‘free candy’ van?

*strums banjo*

It’s probably got to the point where antifa, anarchists and the rest could gaslight the far right by just turning up to protest in a different part of town in an orderly fashion and neatly dressed. They could set up a bbq and rent an outdoor projector to play that Don’t Be a Sucker film. The media only cares about…

Does anybody else see that as a chestburster with binoculars? (Obviously it’s emerged a bit further down)

The respecting of borders is the only reason Europe finally put an end to thousands of years of bloodshed.

A better way to wind people up would be to go straight for Weegie or Geordie rather than just generic ‘British’ English.

You know that the language most Americans speak is actually English, right?

Yep, it’s called overrun fuel cutoff but it’s usually restricted to a certain rev range above idle speed.

The Sabre rattling over Iran reminds me of Threads. In that film, WW3 starts after some clown uses a nuclear anti-aircraft missile (actually a real thing) in the skies above Iran during a standoff between NATO and the Soviets.

I too, was taken aback at the suggestion that Gal is a masterclass actress. I was a bit concerned that she was going to be a ball and chain for the WW movie (a la Cara Delevigne in Valerian) but it turned out that her wooden acting actually suited the stoic character pretty well. Sort of like a female Dolph Lundgren…

Ah, that’s the cultural knowledge I was lacking, lol.

I never got the other girls attraction to him, because he seemed boring as hell to me

If anybody’s bored, you could always respond to any Trump tweets pertaining to the UK with this link-