This is brilliant, and I thank you for sharing. It's so obvious, but it's something you don't really think about. I shall try it!

Get out of here, Davos! Is commenting on Jezebel articles what you do with your newfound ability to read?

King Renly, thank you.

"Oooohhh baby, I'm going to jam this in you harder than I'm going to jam my vote for Congressman James Clyburn in the ballot box on November 4."

I'd say removing items gimps the entire game, but that's just me.

Truthfully, I'm not the biggest Metroid fan.

Lulz I'm an Android guy. HTC One M8 for me!

In case you were wondering, the cooler apparently belongs to members of Pi Kappa Phi, not Pi Kappa Alpha.

If the punishment had been more fitting before, the fallout would be significantly less right now. As it stands, a lot of people, including sports media, are outraged at the NFL's perceived (and probably real) coverup.

Well I was speaking more hypothetically in reference to companies in general, but the NFL does actually have a governing body, you know. Each team sends a representative to the Executive Committee, and they have power to remove the commissioner if they think he's acted in a manner that damages the league in some way.

It happens all the time; the board basically says, "We don't want you anymore, but we'll give you a chance to resign and save at least a little bit of your dignity before we outright fire you. It's up to you." Given the choice, most people would choose to resign.

I never watched Everwood, which I didn't know was a thing until just now, but I've been with Parks and Rec since season 2, and I've adored him ever since. Any time I watch a movie that happens to have him in it I think, "Holy shit, Chris Pratt is in this!" and like it a little bit more. His three total minutes of…

Stereotypical black guy shouting "Hallelujah!" and "Can I get an amen?" while dancing? Check and check.

David Wilson graduated from my high school. He was a couple of years younger so I didn't know him, but by all accounts he's a great guy. I was genuinely upset for him when he announced he was leaving, but also upset for our hometown. He was a source of pride for a town that just hit double digit unemployment again :(

Hey look! Here's a picture. I'm the one uncensored, obviously, and shirts are blacked out so as not to give away the name of the school.

I want to a small liberal arts university that liked to ship students around the world so they could talk about how almost all of their students "studied abroad." They would give us a list of places like Germany, Spain, Ireland, etc. and tell us to pick our top three choices. A few friends and I looked at all of these…

I didn't jerk off to them because it takes more than a still picture of bare boobies to get me off now, but I did look just out of sheer curiosity. Yes, even at Justin Verlander.

This reminds me of the Fun Cooker fiasco from 30 Rock.

Every time I see the Greek community mentioned in a negative light (sexual assault, racism, hazing, etc.), I always want to jump to its defense. I write this long post about how not all Greeks are awful people and all this. At one point our executive council (including our president) was almost 3/7 Hispanic. Two exec…

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