Are you really gonna do this for every Cardinals win this season? Really?

That’s new...

i just love that he looks genuinely put out by their audacity... like he was just waiting for a cab on the sidewalk and these hooligans were roughhousing too close by

lol. it kinda looks like he’s watching the game on the jumbotron. in which case, did he have a brief realization a nanosecond before the hit where he was like “whoa that dumb fuck staring up into the sky is about to get lit up!” or “whoa that guy looks kinda like me!”

Is there a fighter right now that doesn’t have embarrassing boob/ass costumes?

Yeah, the hypersexualization kinda ruins this for me; makes it feel really raunchy and gross. I guess they know their audience though

Appropriately enough, that play was negated by penalty.

Gotta go to that well as much as possible, eh?

What? No Pepe? I love how that Hillary Clinton site has said Pepe is now a Nazi meme.

When I hear the word, I always think of the Evil Cartman episode of South Park where Cartman keeps saying Hella

Me, every time watching this ep: what a dumbass concept. No game would make people play it “on the go” and turn people into mindless zombies blindly following its orders!

Univision is Congress?

Hoooooooooooooooooooooooole!

This is the stupidest article ever. The only point you made to actually get rid of the jack is to save space. But, it fit just fine on the last iphone of the same dimensions, and every other phone on the planet. Its not like they replaced it with a second lightning port, which would actually be useful to charge and…

No, they removed the floppy drives and optical drives when they became disused because of more convenient interfaces becoming as close as makes no difference ubiquitous. While bluetooth may arguably be more convenient, its FAR from being the standard, and the 3.5mm port is even further from being disused.

That’s how I'd like to be remembered.

Missed the perfect opportunity to snap it to the upback for the nastiest trick play of all time!

Seriously, don’t make this Gawker 2.0

I kind of hate how shitty Gawker writers are now writing for Deadspin about crap that has nothing to do with sports.

“If we can’t get 750, we respectfully thank you but we’re going to move on.”