This is the same as Wolfram Alpha except you can input handwritten equations.

Wolfram alpha has been able to do this for a long time.

“Running races is fun and people care about it”

She’s the size of a fucking coke machine. I’m surprised the punch even wobbled her.

I was not a fan of that woman at all... She was acting all tough and getting all up in that other person’s face. Once the fight breaks out she has a piercing scream and turns out to be a terrible fighter. Then after getting punched in the face, rather than fighting back she just completely freezes. I was incredibly…

Ball Xenophobe!!

Yellow ball, doesn’t count.

Lackey could reveal he’s a member of ISIS and I’d still rather have him around than people that don’t understand that the apostrophe doesn’t mean, “Look out here comes a fucking S!”

Maybe his post has been on hold all this time.

He was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was then taken to a better hospital where his condition was upgraded to “alive.”

Aaaand that’s only a small fraction of what a Sanders supporter would have done if he/she saw it was someone openly supporting Trump. Not looking at things the other way around are we? I can sit here all day and show instances where the violence and hostility is caused more by Sanders supporters unable to control…

With your NCAA basketball example, another hing to consider is: Will the port even be the same?

I take it you missed the part where you can overcome the RNG by spending money to have a chance to buy more powerful Pokemon. You can’t win a board game by paying real money to move ahead a certain number of spaces or getting a better roll.

Sometimes the lowest-hanging fruit tastes the sweetest.

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

I bet its pretty difficult to get chain lube out of a neckbeard.

If your so rich then give me $20 for a phone. If not then your talk is useless.

This is probably the only shot from today’s draft that didn’t have 15,000 Marines or a bunch of youth league players who ain’t afraid of no concussions behind them.

Fuck that. Just heave the whole suitcase into the ocean and walk away.