Boston wins by default as it is not located in Florida.

Better version

"This is something that she'll remember for the rest of her..."

Ok, but he must have been born near the Cuba/Mexico border then.

That's not deep throating, unless it passes the curve in your throat, you are not "deep." He's barely teasing that thing. If I was that budweiser bottle, I would ask for my money back.

Can I get an email alert from Deadspin whenever something almost happens in a bike race?

Tell Rashinal to take the cigarette out from behind his ear, keep his retarded face out of the shot, and keep that fucking lens trained on the ass of the girl with the lip-print stretch pants.

false flag?