I've never tasted a soda combination that didn't taste horrible.

I think I'm allergic to junk food. It makes me fat.

Oh my god, yes. I work in healthcare, and the kinds of "allergies" I see listed in people's charts are kind of ridiculous sometimes. One time it was onions, and the allergic reaction documented was "watery eyes and nose." Another time it was morphine and the reaction documented was "nausea and drowsiness." THOSE ARE…

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"she wouldn't work" = she can't take a rape joke.

"If anyone wants to hear me trash talk about this woman, come to my business. We can talk in the rape room!"

Oh yeah I'd never dream of being like FROM THIS FOUR PAGE MENU, TELL ME WHAT TO EAT. It's always because I'm stuck between two things, and talking to the waiter gives you a little more information about what the dish is like. Plus a few times in the past it's led to some great dinners when waiters have abandoned the…

By the time I was 6, I had two little sisters. We went on our first family vacation that year, and (now that I know what kind of hell it is to share a hotel room with children) my parents weren't exactly relaxing. By the end of the trip, their plan was to load up the car while we were all still asleep (when you're…

I'm a chef. The chemicals you reference are specifically referred to as "hazardous chemicals," and they're to be stored in a completely separate room from any foods. That is a federal health code standard for any food service operation. So, yeah, the language/classification of a "chemical" DOES matter.

I'll take an order, don't skimp on the salsa sauce, with a large beverage drink.

"most chemicals are lethal when swallowed."

They also have arancini aka deep-fried breaded balls of rice, cheese and other various fillings (tomato sauce, spinach, ragu, ham, eggplant, etc.) Nothing tastes better than thin feels, my ass!

Well, the language you choose to use is incredibly imprecise and perhaps you should consider that instead of lecturing someone that clearly knows better on what you think the word "chemical" should mean.

"I've never been around this chemical or ever worked in this environment, but I'm going to go ahead and assume the employees are just idiots."

That's a good point, actually. If I had two jars of white crystallized substances on the counter I would probably think one was sugar and the other salt. Not one was sugar and the other one lye.

At the very least she should be learning grammar if she's promoting education.

I love how you're working so hard to make it dumb for people not to recognize a chemical you've never encountered. Seriously!

I hate when people define chemicals like this.

This is a re-posted article from Copyranter, written by a dude, that actually spends the first third mocking the "moronic dad" trend in advertisements. But okay, sure, it's a misandrist conspiracy.

Back-to-school shopping is nostalgic? For me, it consisted of my mom frantically dragging my sisters and I around town ALL DAY. She also insisted we get new school clothes each year, which took another entire day and a lot of yelling and sweating by all parties. And even though she made us get the cheapest school…