$20 says there's a Malia birther movement and several articles written about how her birthday being on the 4th is an attempt to distract us from Benghazi.

You should read the comments. Although grammatically incorrect, they demonstrate just how misogynistic porn is.

This.

Wait - two of those examples make no sense.

That's called "insight", honey.

You are disgusting. I think people like you are a menace to society, and yet...I don't wish death upon you. Have a nice life.

Troll, troll, go away (and if not a troll, then you're still a sad excuse for a human and I hope — don't normally do this — that someday you cross paths with the wrong officer or annoy the wrong person, et voila, if you do not have quite a lot of dough, you find yourself in the same predicament).

1) She didn't get a fair trial.

People do not deserve to be denied the health care that taxpayers are supposed to provide. Committing a crime does not change the fact that someone is human. Being able to read several paragraphs without getting bored is just something adults do.

When I was 19, I went out with some friends to an 18-and-over dance club so I could hook up with a 30-something guy I'd met the night before. I didn't think he'd show up. What self-respecting 30-something would be caught dead in a teen club? He did. But he was late. And in the meantime, I'd spotted this really hot…

It was the late '90's, and my live-in boyfriend and I were thinking about getting Digital Cable. It was new back then, and expensive, and I was on the fence about it. A coworker (whom I'd never really noticed) overheard me talking about it and said, "my wife and I have digital cable, you and your boyfriend are welcome…

You stupid sack of squirrel shit

Men sure do get a fucking leg up just because.

Without even leaving the confines of this single webpage, I can tell you that men can't yet have their healthcare options limited by the religious beliefs of their employers. Women can.

Beyond that, there is an overwhelming host of other advantages enjoyed by men and…

Why don't you provide some dissenting viewpoint

Yes, because it takes hours to type her name into a search engine and read the little blurb that Wikipedia spits out. Computers are hard.

So, the fact that this happened a while back and KFC conducted an investigation to determine whether it was true, then found that it was, makes no difference to you?

Us foreigners love abusing children! It's like a wacky hobby that we all share!

OH DEAR! I responded to someone on the internet and now you'll project your own bullshit right back on to me. Which is a pattern of yours I see clearly.

And the fact that you can't see how precious this very normal thing is ... that's what makes you cynical. YOU are the one that has been hardened to the world. YOU are the one assuming that this mother put up this very normal video expecting to make millions, rather than just wanting to (most likely) amuse herself…

So now you're not only skinnier and holier than thou, but you're going to claim to be smarter or saner too? Wow, don't you have the market on high horses cornered!