Poor teenage (pre-teenage, in fact) me ploughed right on through the ever-increasing carcrashiness of the next two books in the series, too. They may have been my first ever hate-reads, come to think of it.

...which will essentially boil down to "Why 99% of Jez commentators and the internet are just too dimwitted to get the Very Important Point we made on Friday."

"Concern trolling" is dead on.

I want to eat your username.

I live in America (although I'm from the UK) and think Hershey's is vile. It always has this rancid, cheesy and (you're right) vomitty taste to it. Last time I tried one of the miniatures I honestly thought there was something (besides the obvious) wrong with it. But nope, a tasting panel of friends confirmed that it…

I squealed when I saw Kim Gordon, and double-squealed when I saw Richard E. Grant.

I don't think Mee-gan is more common in the UK. I know a few Brit Meg-ans, but not a single Brit Mee-gan. And no Brit Meghans, either.

Yeah, I'm thinking that person must be clueless as to the origins of that term they're bandying around so casually to describe a bit of internet drama. Actually, I'm HOPING they don't know what it means. Because if they do, then... nope, I have no words for the awfulness.

I have you beaten on the oldness front; I'm 37. I'm now sitting here trying to think of ways I could/should make use of Pinterest. I think I'd end up with boards full of "crap I can't afford to buy", "places I can't afford to travel to", "crafty stuff I'm way too lazy/busy/inept to make" and "food I want to cook/eat."…

This. I haven't thought about the show in a while, but on seeing this post, my thought process was roughly: "Oh, cool, new season premiere... will have to check it out. Where did the last one leave off, again?" followed by a flashback to that ridiculous, lazy, cheat-a-character-out-of-a-proper-ending final couple of…

I was all excited to get a Pinterest invite way back when. Set up my account, did a bit of browsing and re-pinning, then quickly realised I had absolutely no idea what the point of the whole thing was or what I was actually supposed to be using it for. I feel like I might be missing something, though - maybe if I…

So is the wedding still on, or what?

If I never saw or heard mention of "the feels" and it's ilk ever again, I would be ever so slightly less cranky. So yeah, can we ban that, please?