Wow. How spectacularly naive and ignorant of the world do you have to be to think that a person's gender doesn't incite some people to hatred and violence? Is this kid new to our planet or something?

"Dear Load: what's it like in there? I only get to visit. Sorry about the eviction notice, but you'd have been a screaming bundle of hell, and no matter how insanely we love you already, there's no way we could make that work right now. Anyway, this is probably better for all of us than you writing a shocking tell-all…

Maybe the church can step in and move him to another town where he can be the dad on another show.

Well, at least there will be significantly more cheerleading routines to rip off.

flew too close to the sun, bro

ALL OF THE STUFF ABOUT ALLEN SOUNDS THE ACTUAL CUTEST

Grossest part of this whole post is that you let Allen eat a movie theater hot dog.

He does! After seeing the movie he still came to my friend's party the same night and watched me tell jokes.

I said this in a previous thread... but lets request a remake of Hackers... and have Hemsworth play this guy.