Maybe the church can step in and move him to another town where he can be the dad on another show.

Well, at least there will be significantly more cheerleading routines to rip off.

flew too close to the sun, bro

ALL OF THE STUFF ABOUT ALLEN SOUNDS THE ACTUAL CUTEST

Grossest part of this whole post is that you let Allen eat a movie theater hot dog.

He does! After seeing the movie he still came to my friend's party the same night and watched me tell jokes.

I said this in a previous thread... but lets request a remake of Hackers... and have Hemsworth play this guy.