*presses F5, “WHAT SHIT IS THIS? I WANTED A NEW WEBSITE!?!”*

If Harper is looking to pay homage to the Nationals 2015 season, I think I know what it is...

Some asshole stole Bartolo Colon’s belt and is showing it off in the background.

You dispise MM-FR but love the F&F franchise? Credibility, meet open window...

This old joke is not funny. Women aren’t property and they don’t loose value because of milage. You might know this if you had ever had a relationship with a woman.

Good. I always hated the “star in a reasonably priced car” segment. Very rarely did they have cool guests, instead featuring some vapid celebrity fuckwit I couldn’t give two shits about, blathering on about how little they know or care about cars.

BANANA FOR SCALE

starred for "jiggery pokery to bibbity bobbity bits".

I usually don’t want to spend money on other peoples’ projects, and I’m not even a Ford guy. But the presence of a manual transmission in places where one oughtn’t to find one always does jiggery-pokery things to my bibbity-bobbity bits. I don't have $14,900, and if I did I would spend it on other more necessary…

but come on—you’d have to do something crazy like hacking all of the bumpers off…

DeTomaso Pantera

Cognitive dissonance much?

I think it’s more that a guy who’s rich and squandering his dad’s money attempting to acquire power is attracted to another rich guy quandering dad’s money acquiring power.

Fuck the NRA.

More like Chris ‘No, not Captain America, the other one. Yes there is another one. I think he has a radio show in the UK or something’ Evans.

A single-turbo WRX is in no way indicative of the merits of a twin-turbo mid-engined supercar at the track.

Yeah but Bartolo showed up in one of these, bitches . . .

Harry Caray, NFL talent scout.

The backstory to this custom Camaro can be found on Jezebel with the title: “Evil boyfriend causes sweet young lady to get calluses on her hands from hammer”