You can buy a new Neon in the US right now. It will just have a badge on it that says “Dart.”

*insert YouTube comment here*

I’m pretty sure that’s just his instruction to the artist.

But we like the sunroof and the engine compartment has lots of room to hide stuff. Did someone mention something about a crack pipe?

Toronto police don’t have any complaints filed related to the incident, but the NBA and Clippers plan to investigate what happened, according to Amick.

He Griffin-punched a Griffin-door?

Clearly he didn’t read the warning...

Just because you don’t like them doesn’t mean it’s not a color. I’ve ordered mine in white, and I think it looks fucking awesome.

fun fact: nobody saying “you should have outrun the police” has ever had the balls to try it themselves.

Congratulations Margin of Error, for leaving yet another facepalm-worthy hot take. Here’s your prize:

Now, maybe if you worked for Kelloggs...

Yeah well, the Weasleys had an Anglia that could fly, so beat that.

Engineer: Excuse me sir, but did you say more buttons?

To me “zero fucks given” means you only do what’s necessary to keep it functional, with no regard to aesthetics or what other people think.

Bad idea referencing the stock market today, amirite?!

I can: Any Jag that has depreciated to $15,000.

Sounds like someone’s still bitter that his treatment about a tortured Olive Garden line cook who solves crimes in his spare time is still hung up in pre-production.

I’d buy Chris Evans’ vintage Ferrari California out from under him and give it to James May.

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.