You can’t possibly be this stupid.

These are the idiots who drive a broken down shitbox and feel superior to everyone else because they don't have a car payment. 

There are so many ads on Jalopnik now that it's unreadable at this point. Goodbye, Jalopnik, it's been a fun ten years. You won't see this comment because you STILL use Kinja. 

This is what you get at Jalopnik these days

This is what passes for a story on Jalopnik now. 

That DCT is an unmitigated disaster. It's in my wife's Tucson and we absolutely refuse to buy any other Kia/Hyundai/Genesis product with it. 

This has always been my favorite nonsensical argument. "Well, there's other bad stuff too, so there's no point in fixing this specific bad thing"

Link to the race? I don't see it. 

Is the original the worst car design of all time? It honestly might be. And yet, Honda sold millions of them. Go figure. 

My F56 JCW had literally every box checked and it was only $41k, so this is a little wild.

Bingo. 

That is a HIDEOUS vehicle.

But...but the noise ....

There were rumors forever that Toyota was going to make a new Supra. 

Same. I miss my wrx wagon something fierce. 

WHOOSH 

Seriously, fuck Penn State. 

Voldemort?

Do you though? Deadspin is like 2 steps from Barstool. 

You could witness ten thousand Dyno runs and never see this happen. Cool your tits.